Well Happy, who is one of God's special dwarf's had an altercation at school last Thursday that has left us all scratching our heads. It seems that in light of an upcoming field day, the students had to follow directions, work extra hard and be attentive in the classroom in order to earn the privilege of being out of the building for this special day. Happy lost his privileges prior to lunch last Thursday, which we believe put him on a downward spiral that lead to the incident...
Rumor on the street is that he stabbed four students with a pencil in the lunchroom, causing enough injury to two of the students to cause the need for bandages.
Now according to the injured students and to the other witnesses, Happy was the one that not only stabbed the students, but he also stabbed them well enough to cause bleeding.
Happy's take on this is that he was set up. This is the story and he is sticking to it. He claims that all the witnesses are friends of the student who did the stabbing and that they are all conspiring to keep this student out of trouble. Hence the reason they all said that Happy was the stabber. We are waiting now for the school to pull the video footage and confirm or deny the situation.
Really, you can not make this stuff up!